A Burn!
Sometimes people just get right down to it with the perfect insult. There is nothing petty about it, it strikes a true chord, all around it is an utter and perfect burn. This is a place to give praise to skillful slams.
Aug 4, 2009
9:38am
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Though we scored on a 1-to-5 scale, this earned a negative five million. It tastes like rope. Gray with unappetizing flecks, hemp milk, like hemp necklaces, should be avoided.
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In this Serious Eats comparison of Non-Cow Milks referring to Hemp Milk. The irony of it is that it seems like the comment is making a subtle burn to hippies, but hippies seem to be the one standard group (along with the lactose intolerant) who’d be really down with drinking milk from things like oats and almonds and shit (I can’t have to big a problem with soy milk as it definitely has it’s place and time).
Furthermore I should add the disclaimer that during my college years, I was definitely a hemp necklaces/bracelets/anklets wearer. Along with corduroys, flannel shirts, and long nappy hair. Real crunchy granola like. I kind of sucked back then.
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