A Burn!

Sometimes people just get right down to it with the perfect insult. There is nothing petty about it, it strikes a true chord, all around it is an utter and perfect burn. This is a place to give praise to skillful slams.

May 6, 2009 11:29am

“ I’m not sure Twitter could convince me to buy any hardware, except maybe a water balloon to carry around in the hopes that maybe I could lob it at annoyingly Twitter-happy Ashton Kutcher. ” - Carolina McCarthy in this CNET article. albeit not the greatest burn ever (if even a burn really) but the thought of punishing Kutcher for his over-exuberant twittering sounds like a good time to me. Though water balloons may be too tame. How about dirty sock filled with slimy oatmeal?

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