A Burn!
Sometimes people just get right down to it with the perfect insult. There is nothing petty about it, it strikes a true chord, all around it is an utter and perfect burn. This is a place to give praise to skillful slams.
Jan 9, 2009
9:45am
xkcd has some of the most righteous burns ever.
Dec 12, 2008
2:35pm
“
Record stores should have a section called Retarded Reggae, and this album should be the one on display.
”
- From this long extended burn to Jason Mraz and his song “I’m Yours.” I am also pretty fond of the comment “Let’s see… When was scatting cool? Hmmm… Right! Like eighty years ago.”
Dec 9, 2008
1:00pm
Rooms of the George W. Bush Presidential Library
I love it … very clever
Dec 2, 2008
12:47pm
“
It appears that the washed-up pseudo-Christian cock-rockers will bring their douche-ness to venue near you.
”
- Appearing on this post from Rolling Stone’s Smoking Section, reporting that the band Creed is discussing a possible 2009 reunion tour. It’s funny because Creed sucks.
Dec 2, 2008
11:19am
“
If you’re on MySpace now, you’re a (expletive) cretin
”
- Michael Wolff, author of “The Man Who Owns the News” a Rupert Murdoch biography.
Nov 13, 2008
11:13am
via Jeff Danziger
Nov 10, 2008
3:19pm
Nov 6, 2008
12:29pm
From Tom the Dancing Bug
Oct 30, 2008
10:14am
“
The Good: It might make you smile the first time you play with it.
The Bad: It’ll only make you smile the first time you play with it.
Worth the download? If you’re deathly afraid of animals but want to experience the warmth of a pet’s love through the cold, hard touch screen, then yes. If you’re deathly afraid of giggling carpets, then no.
” - Justin Blenkle, on his review of the Android App Krystle II
Oct 30, 2008
7:22am
via this Buttersafe comic
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